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Misconduct Committed By Sheriff Gabriel Bruno In Rhode Island Courts
Sheriff Gabriel Bruno accused of putting feces in judges' sinks
1-26-02 Deputy Sheriff Gabriel Bruno of Smithfield is
charged with two counts of vandalism. State police yesterday
announced the arrest of a deputy sheriff who was accused of twice
depositing feces in sinks in the chambers of two judges at Superior
Court in Providence. Gabriel Bruno, 63, of Smithfield,
turned himself in at the Lincoln barracks on Wednesday, according
to Maj. Michael P. Quinn. Bruno was brought before Bail
Commissioner Richard Finnegan on two counts of vandalism.
Finnegan released him pending a pretrial conference Feb. 8.
Finnegan set Feb. 22 as the date for his trial. Finnegan said
he knew of no motive for the offenses, and said it had not been
determined whether the feces was human or artificial.
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As presiding justice of the Rhode Island Superior Court, Rodgers
outranks Bruno, a deputy sheriff. Bruno, who is a year from
retirement with what he says is an untarnished service record of 21
years, now faces trial on charges of vandalism for what he says was
a gag: He twice placed feces -- Bruno says it was fake stuff of the
joke-store variety -- in judges' chambers at the Licht Judicial
Complex. State police have declined to say whether the substance
was real or artificial.
"I'm caught between a rock and a hard place," Bruno said. "It was a
joke that went bad. Everybody thought it was funny except the big
boss, Judge Rodgers." Bruno was hauled before a bail
commissioner last week and released pending a pretrial conference
Feb. 8. He is to be tried Feb. 22 in District Court.
Rodgers said yesterday that Bruno tripped himself up. When
Rodgers ordered the Sheriff's Department to investigate, Bruno
denied that he was the culprit, Rodgers recounted, leaving the
chief judge no choice but to assume that some unauthorized person
had gained access to the judges' chambers, a potentially dangerous
situation. He notified the state police. An investigation by
detectives followed swiftly, as did the charges.
Bruno said that despite Rodgers's contention about a denial, no one
from the Sheriff's Department even asked him about the incidents.
He said that when state police detectives showed up at the
courthouse after the second of the Dec. 24 and Jan. 8 incidents, it
was the first time he had been questioned. He said he immediately
acknowledged that he had done the deed. He said the investigators
at first indicated they would recommend an administrative remedy --
punishment by reprimand or suspension -- rather than press a
criminal case. He said he was shocked when charges were filed
against him last week. "Now it looks like I'm some kind of
maniac defecating in judges' sinks," he said.

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But Bruno said the joke backfired when Rodgers found out about
it. "The next day Judge Keough sees me, and says they are
calling the state police," Bruno said. "I just laughed. I thought
they were kidding me." Two detectives showed up the next day
at Superior Court. "I walked up to the troopers and said, 'I
did this. I did it, so what? It was a joke that went bad.' I said I
was willing to sign a confession." Bruno said his job history
is clear. "I haven't had a speeding ticket in all my life,"
he said, "but here I am at 64 years old, getting ready to retire,
and I have [an] arrest. This is hard on my kids, my family."
Bruno said that his bid for humor was not unprecedented, that there
is a culture of back-room kidding in the otherwise stern atmosphere
of Superior Court. "We went into the former presiding judge's
chambers and hung a Yankee pennant above his desk, because he's a
Red Sox fan," he said. "He never called the state troopers. He let
it hang there a week. "In this business, if you don't relax a
bit you are going to break. All you see is misery down there. If
you don't have a sense of humor you are not going to make it down
there."
Executive High Sheriff James P. DeCastro said that Bruno will
remain on duty pending an internal investigation in the Sheriff's
Department. Bruno said the evidence was tossed out before the
state police began their probe. "They don't have any of this
stuff," he said. "I suppose I could say it was cotton candy and
they'd have to believe me." Nevertheless, he said, he has
already gone back to the store to buy another batch of the
offending material, just to show the judge at his trial.
"Maybe it was stupid. Maybe it was the wrong type of joke. But it
wasn't criminal. I didn't want to hurt anybody, and everybody knows
that, except a couple of guys, obviously. "I've got kids and
grandchildren. If you want to call me a thief that's one thing, but
to say I defecated in sinks -- that's something else. "I
know it hurts my case to speak to a reporter, but I can't live with
this. I would rather spend time in prison than have my name ripped
around as some kind of nut like that. "I did a very stupid
thing. I've been with the system a long time, and I've never seen
them out to get somebody as much as me, and I can't understand
that. It was a joke. I said I was awfully sorry, but other jokes
have been played. Certainly I regret it happening. If I could go
back, I wouldn't do it again."
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